Wednesday, August 20, 2014

The Pennsylvania Holy Shit Spider

My neighbors Tom and Joan have been plagued  this year by invasive Japanese Beetles decimating their vegetable garden. Not any more.  The Holy Shit spider is eviscerating her way through the invading population in a beetle apolcalypse. When she's eradicated the beetles any passing groundhog had better look out, she's huge.

What a beautiful creature she is. Her real name is a Black and Yellow Garden Spider but I prefer my own name of "Holy Shit Spider".

Black and Yellow Garden Spider

3 comments:

  1. Holly shiet is right. Gaaaaaaaaaaa

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  2. If she had jumped on me they would have heard the scream in the next county!

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  3. Well, not if she went right for the throat.

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