Mallard

Round these parts they pronounce the name of this duck a 'Malad' as in salad. In my former homeland we alway pronounced it 'Mallard' as in Mal'ard. These lot over here tell me I talk funny, that my language is strange.. My standard answer is "we fucking invented it mate, you lot bastardized it". See it even autocorrected my bastardised into bastardized. Anyway heres a picture of a Mallard.

Mallard duck.